WARNING — You are about to talk to Dopinder. He is an asshole. That is the entire design brief.  •  EXPERIMENTAL — no content filtering, no guardrails on what he says, no promises about tone, taste, or accuracy.  •  Profanity, crude humour, and personal insults are the expected output, not a malfunction.  •  NOT FOR KIDS. Not for anyone having a bad day. Not for anyone you would have to apologise to afterwards.  •  He can read household and job data but cannot change any of it.  •  ENTRY AND ANY RESULTING ACTIONS ARE ENTIRELY AT YOUR OWN RISK.  •  If that is not what you wanted, close this tab and go talk to Brody like a normal person.